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Fortune Demotivational Poster


FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD -


TAGS: the skilled and talented can go to hell for all fortune cares
Rating: 4.57/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 7:41 pm
There's still good music out there, and always remember, even then there was stupid pop music. We don't remember the stupid pop music because it aged poorly, just like the stupid pop music of today.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:40 pm
because the music which has moved mankind through seven decades leading to the millennium will whither and die on the vine of abandonment and neglect.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:39 pm
Turn your backs now and you snuff out the fragile candles of Blues, R&B and Soul, and when those flames flicker and expire, the light of the world is extinguished
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:38 pm
Louie Jordon, Little Walter, Big Walter, Sonnyboy Williamson I and II, Otis Redding, Jackie Wilson, Elvis Presley, Lieber and Stoller, and Robert K. Weiss.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm
violence-laden gangsta-rap, acid pop, and simpering, saccharine, soulless slush. Depart now and you forever separate yourselves from the vital American legacies of Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Willie Dixon, Jimmy Reed, Memphis Slim, Blind Boy Fuller,
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm
You may go if you wish. But remember this: walk away now and you walk away from your crafts, your skills, your vocations; leaving the next generation with nothing but recycled, digitally-sampled techno-grooves, quasi-synth rhythms, pseudo-songs of
nicholsjoshua15 - July 16, 2013, 12:47 pm
The only Pop Star I like is Ellie Goulding. That being said give me The Doors, Pink Floyd, R.E.M., Soundgarden,Smashing Pumpkins, Cage The Elephant, and Poets Of The Fall
twill1962 - February 11, 2013, 9:34 pm
Most modern music is overly repetitious and unoriginal. Give me Godd Ol' disco over "Dance Music" any day.
motifayk - January 26, 2013, 1:39 am
Its not like I don't enjoy the sounds of newer musicians. Its just that the lyrics, autotune, pre-recorded electro beats, samplers and free software with their own loops have made it that much more easier for even me to make music.
trek - January 25, 2013, 10:55 am
As a member of the new generation that supposedly supports these new "artists", I can a**ure you that I love 80s music. Most music today falls under the first category, although there are some artists who write their own music. RIP Freddie Mercury


FORTUNE COOKIE WISDOM - True love means being a dedicated pain in the ass


TAGS: chinese fortune cookie marriage annoy
Rating: 4.68/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 11:09 am
Didn't this thought originate with Rita Rudner?
Budog - July 2, 2011, 2:10 pm
Right on !!! Congrats. Now get busy and giver her "the shocker" occasionally, they love that stuff. Well at least it's worked for me.
ArturiusMaxwell - July 2, 2011, 11:45 am
Didn't call her that, called my brothers fiance that and she liked it... scary Thanks 8)
MilDoc - June 15, 2011, 4:56 pm
A-Max, please do yourself a favor and DO NOT call your bride "a guy with t**s!" Best Friend will work well. BTW, Congrats!
ArturiusMaxwell - June 11, 2011, 5:25 am
I'm getting married next friday and I am working this into my vows! AWESOMESAUCE!
Budog - June 10, 2011, 6:18 pm
I was an Army Infantryman. Then 2nd enlistment, Navy Hospital Corpsman. Because of Army experience put in the field as a Corpsman with the USMC.
MilDoc - June 10, 2011, 5:44 pm
Proud member of the Army Medical Department (AMEDD)-- Mastication Management Specialist!
Budog - June 10, 2011, 3:38 pm
Verdect, the hallway, kitchen counter, dining table etc. It kind of freaks the kids out though. And we aren't allowed in certain home furnishing stores anymore...
Budog - June 10, 2011, 3:36 pm
MilDoc, LOL I just figured that out, Copious Motofaking, too much beer and being tired tends to dull the faculties. Does your user name have anything to do with being a military medic?
MilDoc - June 10, 2011, 2:23 pm
Budog, I think that qualifies as a "left handed compliment." Either that, or just plain scary! That being said, 5 Chop 5tix for the cookie!
Budog - June 10, 2011, 5:36 am
In the cool way, not the prison kind of way...
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 5:35 am
I want to like that but not in THAT way...
Budog - June 10, 2011, 5:03 am
I am a blessed man, my Wife is so cool she is like a dude with t***.
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 4:54 am
Wow.. My hats off to you sir. You must be well an truly into the "Hallway ***" part of your relationship ;)
Budog - June 10, 2011, 4:21 am
26 years here, we could have killed them and already been out on parole for good behavior...
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 3:56 am
*wipes tear from eye* Been dedicated 15 years..


YOU KNOW IT'S BAD WHEN - You even get trolled by fortune cookies.


TAGS: fortune cookie get trolled by
Rating: 4.55/5

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koloheiole - January 17, 2013, 11:03 pm
this shoudl have a "forever alone" guy in it somewhere. 5L!


DEATH -


TAGS: wheel of fortune
Rating: 4.77/5

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Sean - December 19, 2010, 10:43 pm
Disclaimer: That "... to reruns of Wheel of Fortune" thingy ... also a race to nowhere, but with chafing.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - December 19, 2010, 10:39 am
lol...deep thoughts there...lol
rerun - December 16, 2010, 9:36 pm

back when Vanna was still smoking h**....and I would have added the tags
Sean - December 16, 2010, 7:31 pm
I woulda put Vanna White in the tags if I thought we were still allowed to have fun with the tags. *huff*


SCHADENFREUDE -


TAGS: schadenfreude pleasure misfortune winter snow
Rating: 4.48/5

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CANADA - February 7, 2011, 1:17 pm
snowing all weekend? we get that much over night sometimes


SUCKS TO BE YOU -


TAGS: luck alone fortune
Rating: 4.64/5

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Sho - February 9, 2012, 12:41 pm
Thank you :)
mariand - February 9, 2012, 3:47 am
yup...great one!
forseti - February 9, 2012, 2:32 am
first fav'd after a while for me. Great work, Sho! Thx!
Verdeckt - February 9, 2012, 1:46 am
Awe5ome!


RHINESTONE COWBOY -




MUM'S NIGHT OFF - Every night; clearly




SOLITUDE - 1,000's Of Miles Away From Civilization. Finally Free Of Life, Only To Realize. ... You Forgot The Beer.


TAGS: bliss solitude misfortune
Rating: 4.33/5

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Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 11:51 pm
Yeah, a lot of the ones I started with were personal or inside jokes. So I guess that is why they were so low. Only a few people would get them. XD
CANADA - January 20, 2010, 3:22 pm
defiantly one of your best


TRUE LOVE -


TAGS: godd*** lying fortune cookies pzy
Rating: 4.93/5

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pzykosiz - September 8, 2011, 7:33 pm
i baked one for each of us. she was supposed to get the one with the chloroform
Sean - September 8, 2011, 7:11 pm
This is wonderful. Uhmmm, be honest. The cookie ... you baked it yourself didn't you? And you mispelled her name on the fortune, eh?


THE PROBLEM WITH FOOD PROPOSALS - Is the awkward three hours it takes you to bake the cake saying "No."




MMMMMMMMMMM.... - crystal.


TAGS: crystal ball fortune teller
Rating: 3/5

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spacedog - April 16, 2010, 7:42 pm
Say what? Did I get dyslexic and submit this when I was sleep-motifaking? Weird. Not the poster, it's creator's name that's oddly familiar.
MrRandom - April 16, 2010, 3:18 am
Juice. Duhhhhhh.
rerun - April 16, 2010, 3:11 am

meth?


FORTUNE COOKIES - The truth is out there


TAGS: fortune cookie
Rating: 4.24/5

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rerun - December 22, 2009, 9:20 pm

hope you do well.
BoneCD - December 19, 2009, 9:29 pm
5 furry fortune poodles...now I'm off to play the lotto
rerun - December 19, 2009, 8:17 pm

M - d*** - wish I hade added that. A - I make plenty od bombs....some I cannot believe I ever thought would make the grade
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 8:15 pm
You're always good, rerun! Learn to love making bombs once in awhile. It's liberating!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 19, 2009, 8:15 pm
If it's in a fortune cookie, wouldn't it be "5r's" 5 Rions!
rerun - December 19, 2009, 8:14 pm

thanks - I am trying to put effort into my posters.
spacedog - December 19, 2009, 8:13 pm
Nice one rerun. 5Ls


MISFORTUNE - the kind of fortune that never misses.


TAGS: misfortune
Rating: 2.33/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 25, 2010, 7:06 pm
True, but it's a good try for a new member. Maybe try searching for tags to avoid making a duplicate poster next time sound.
Sean - August 25, 2010, 6:54 pm
The pic has been used on motifake before and the caption is a lame cliche.
Faceplant31 - August 25, 2010, 5:12 pm
Brutal and funny - 5L! No i don't find the cat with the arrow in its head funny but the fake.


The Road To Hollywood -




FORTUNE -




Fame and fortune -


TAGS: fame fortune
Rating: 4.91/5

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Greeny - April 8, 2014, 8:53 pm
Bam! Right out of the Gate! 5L
Cannabal - April 8, 2014, 6:38 pm
Chetter, love your work. 5Ls
Oldsod - April 8, 2014, 7:20 am
Nice first effort, Chetter!


Y? -


TAGS: wheel of fortune puzzle solve vowels
Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - December 6, 2015, 11:53 pm
Thanks Jesus!
JesusWept - November 20, 2015, 6:09 am
Missed this one. Better late than never. L L L L L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 18, 2015, 5:36 pm
This is awesome!
MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 12:36 am
Eh?
GaryO - January 9, 2014, 6:37 pm
Heh heh


TOO MANY -


TAGS: shelter misfortune paradise
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - November 13, 2012, 10:29 am
Im honoured! Thanks grey...L's from the great poster creator himself...you are one of the few that achieve quality AND quantity beautifully. Both of you commented...faint!
Greybeard - November 13, 2012, 2:38 am
Superior and insightfull. 6L's if it were possible.
MissPriss - November 12, 2012, 5:45 pm
Thanks sho....
Sho - November 12, 2012, 4:49 pm
Clo5e enough.


WELCOME MY CHILD - I'll tell you your future in explicit detail, for I'm Madam Ruby. I... know... all. Now, may you please tell me your name.




premonitions -


TAGS: fortune cookie fortunef cookie one of those days
Rating: 4.6/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 1, 2014, 1:55 am
It's been that way every time I open up one of those. I have, uh.... given up. Glad you like it.
lgvernon - December 31, 2013, 12:53 pm

I refuse to pop any New Year's Fortune Poppers this time. I'm certain one of them (or perhaps all of them) will contain this sentiment.


FORTUNE COOKIE WISDOM - Well it's about damn frickin' time !!!


TAGS: fortune cookie wisdom
Rating: 4.57/5

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agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 11:05 am
Subtle and strong... very well done.


fortune cookies -


TAGS: fortune cookie help
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - October 28, 2013, 1:45 pm
Help! I may be the only person on the planet that actually wants the cookie for the cookie and not just the fortune inside...sniffle.


HARD WORK -


TAGS: three meals a day for the slave fame and fortune to the master
Rating: 4.33/5

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motifayk - February 12, 2013, 9:16 am
Ha ha .. I generally leave the humor for the more funny people.
ughomer - February 12, 2013, 9:14 am
Moti ~ for a fleeting moment, I thought (from the title) this was poking fun at the Masters PGA tourney!! How wrong can an Ug get?


EATING OUT -




HEY! - If the gypsy's can do it, then so should you!




MULTIPLE BIRTHS -




Good news bad news -


TAGS: fortune cookie reunite friends dead
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - March 18, 2017, 9:02 am
Braaaaaains!!
concern3 - March 17, 2017, 1:00 pm
Nice, UP yours
Silverheart - March 17, 2017, 8:42 am

So you're going to resurrect your old friends with black magic?


Moderate Yourself -


TAGS: fortune cookie self help duh
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 1, 2014, 11:18 am
A-L-L-L-L-L the time
spacedog - November 1, 2014, 10:25 am
Heh, a little selfless flagellation?
GaryO - November 1, 2014, 10:20 am
Yes. Yes, that's right. I moderate myself all the time....because I can.
spacedog - November 1, 2014, 10:04 am
Thanks for the comments and votes.
EmilioDumphque - October 31, 2014, 2:31 am
That's just stinkin' thinkin'.
Thedge - October 30, 2014, 10:39 pm
No fortune cookies in Asia. Weird. I kinda miss them.


Bank tellers -




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